Hugs N Kisses Sister Belle: “Crazy is just sane on a lunch break”

Sometimes I wonder if everyone around seems sane, does that make me the crazy one? Then I realize that none of us are completely mentally stable. We may seem normal most of the time, then a situation comes up and we lose it. Take my craziness who just deleted her ex boyfriend’s pic off of the Facebook just so he would notice!

So here are the points at which you know “sane” is on lunch break:

Next we will go to something that every girl does, the “Drive-By.” This is when we know our man is up to no good and we drive-by where we think they are. We might not see a thing, and then we might see a truck and need to leave a lovely note explaining how we were right and they should jump off a cliff.
You will change your status on the Facebook just to see if they notice! He might notice but most likely didn’t think anything of it.
You add photos of us having so much fun sans their suckiness! If he didn’t care about pictures of you with other guys when y’all were together, he isn’t going to now!
You keep their number in your phone just incase they decide to call you, so you “won’t pick up.” Delete it! After a month he most likely isn’t going to call
You talk to their family or friends to see “how he is doing.” He is “making it” I’m sure. If he was that upset he would have fought to keep you more.
You call the boy just to tell him how you “hate him” and “you never want to speak to him again” NICE MISS OBVIOUS!

Now the above examples can be worked through and know we have all been there and support you through each crazy moment.

Then there is the crazy girl who you need to STAY AWAY FROM:

When a girl seems to have NO FRIENDS ….no one to tell her that her fiancé is cheating on her and really can’t stand her!
The girl who decides that by showing up at your house it means that she is welcome and can go out with your friends.
The girl who seems to have a heavy drug use problem, and chews out your friends in the bathroom of a wedding
The girl who thinks that you are listening to her and she is really talking to herself…..”is she talking to you or me….i don’t know”
The girl who goes out and drinks so much when she is in public that the ambulance is on stand-by….oh and she is louder than ME and I didn’t know that was possible!
The poor unfortunate girl who has the reputation of Jenna Jamison (well Jenna’s is better) and she thinks that everyone loves her….sorry no one wants to touch you after the entire MS State football team ran a train on ya, SWEETIE!
And my favorite recent story….If the girl brings a guy cookies, expecting something more and when nothing happens breaks into his house and TAKES THE COOKIES BACK!!